Lyrics by John Lister
I am the Sock Monster, I Love to eat your socks
If you find only one of a pair, you can bet the Sock Monster was there
Chorus:
Here is the dilemma of Sammy the Fox
He kept all his precious socks in a box
Each and every morning he’d take out a pair
But every other morning, one wasn’t there
I will eat your argyles, your socks of red or blue
No way your parents can stop me. They’re happy I don’t eat your shoe
I am the Sock Monster. Inside your dryer I reside
Eating half of all your socks, and the ones that Sammy hides