{"id":95,"date":"2026-05-07T19:17:12","date_gmt":"2026-05-07T23:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/?p=95"},"modified":"2026-05-07T19:17:12","modified_gmt":"2026-05-07T23:17:12","slug":"teenage-darkness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/2026\/05\/07\/teenage-darkness\/","title":{"rendered":"Teenage Darkness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-soundcloud wp-block-embed-soundcloud\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Teenage Darkness by Lobster Optimus Ltd\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?visual=true&#038;url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F2251576193&#038;show_artwork=true&#038;maxheight=960&#038;maxwidth=640\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lyrics by John Lister<br>Don\u2019t look into darkness, because darkness it will drain the life from you<br>Don\u2019t align with the darkness, because you will be so sorry if you do<br>Chorus<br>You keep thinking that I\u2019m judging your soul<br>Some far out old man whose money you stole<br>Your life is like cereal don\u2019t you hand me a bowl<br>There\u2019s so much more of life that you need to know<br>Don\u2019t listen to classmates, cuz\u2019 there your age and what the hell do they know<br>Don\u2019t follow the leader, just because he jumps out his window<br>Chorus<br>You keep thinking that I\u2019m judging your soul<br>That\u2019s plain silly and how would you know<br>Your life is like cereal don\u2019t you hand me a bowl<br>There\u2019s so much more to life that you need to know<br>Don\u2019t talk on your cell phone, when driving past the limit while your drunk<br>Don\u2019t listen to c-span, because they will tell you lies and rot your brain<br>Chorus<br>You keep thinking that I look like a mole<br>Planted by Jesus to play rock and roll<br>But you\u2019re so silly and how would you know<br>You need some time for your brain to grow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lyrics by John ListerDon\u2019t look into darkness, because darkness it will drain the life from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1st"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/96"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}