{"id":67,"date":"2026-05-07T18:31:18","date_gmt":"2026-05-07T22:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/?p=67"},"modified":"2026-05-07T18:31:18","modified_gmt":"2026-05-07T22:31:18","slug":"barfly-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/2026\/05\/07\/barfly-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Barfly Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-soundcloud wp-block-embed-soundcloud\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Barfly Woman by Lobster Optimus Ltd\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?visual=true&#038;url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F120441515&#038;show_artwork=true&#038;maxheight=960&#038;maxwidth=640\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You got the body but you ain&#8217;t got no soul<br>so what&#8217;s the point in conversation?<br>Behind your makeup your empathy shows<br>Apocolypse your destination<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chorus:<br>When your were younger it was easy for you<br>Paying little penance for the sins you pursue<br>Barfly woman your mornings seem rough<br>It&#8217;s time to retire, you just ain&#8217;t that tough<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You&#8217;ve got desires but you lack self control<br>There&#8217;s little time for introduction<br>You got your boyfriends that you swallow whole<br>They can&#8217;t resist your mad seductions<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chorus<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You&#8217;ve got a brain but you lack common sense<br>And you&#8217;re too broke to pay attention<br>You say you&#8217;re relaxed but you seem so tense<br>Your shirt reveals your perspiration<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chorus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You got the body but you ain&#8217;t got no soulso what&#8217;s the point in conversation?Behind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/68"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}