{"id":50,"date":"2026-05-07T22:03:20","date_gmt":"2026-05-07T22:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/?p=50"},"modified":"2026-05-08T11:58:30","modified_gmt":"2026-05-08T15:58:30","slug":"hey-mankind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/2026\/05\/07\/hey-mankind\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Mankind"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-soundcloud wp-block-embed-soundcloud\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Hey Mankind by Lobster Optimus Ltd\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?visual=true&#038;url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F120441511&#038;show_artwork=true&#038;maxheight=960&#038;maxwidth=640\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lyrics by John Lister<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey mankind, you kill yourselves for your Allah, I&#8217;ve read the Kabala and what does it mean?<br>The word mankind, is a straight oxymoron, a three hour tour on the bloody Red Sea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[Chorus]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do we kill ourselves with gas, grenades and guns?<br>I hear the funeral bells they chime for everyone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey mankind, I just point to the problems, no I cannot solve them, I&#8217;m gonna need help<br>Hey mankind, let&#8217;s put down our weapons, our cowardly suspicions, and share all our wealth<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[Chorus]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey mankind, I feel that I need to tell you, human souls they have value, I&#8217;m sure there is hope<br>Hey mankind I think we all need to relax, pay all of our tax, and don&#8217;t interlope<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[Chorus]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lyrics by John Lister Hey mankind, you kill yourselves for your Allah, I&#8217;ve read the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}