{"id":26,"date":"2026-05-07T00:51:11","date_gmt":"2026-05-07T00:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/?p=26"},"modified":"2026-05-07T21:45:25","modified_gmt":"2026-05-07T21:45:25","slug":"change-your-sheets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/2026\/05\/07\/change-your-sheets\/","title":{"rendered":"Change Your Sheets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-soundcloud wp-block-embed-soundcloud\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Change Your Sheets by Lobster Optimus Ltd\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?visual=true&#038;url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F120441501&#038;show_artwork=true&#038;maxheight=960&#038;maxwidth=640\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Got to change your sheets, once a week<br>Unless you spring a leak then you change your sheets<br>Got to change your sheets cuz nothing beats<br>The smell when they\u2019re clean, you know what I mean<br>A<br>Change your sheets; put on your cleats<br>Sit down in your seat; go change your sheets<br>Go wash yer\u2019 feets; go eat some beets<br>Your moms so sweet, you got to change your sheets<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was a boy it happened to me<br>I had a dream I was swimming in the deep blue sea<br>Well I got wet, so did my sheets you bet<br>But it\u2019s no sweat; I wasn\u2019t grown up yet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Got to change your sheets once a week<br>Unless you spring a leak then you got to change your sheets<br>Got to change your sheets cuz nothing beats<br>The smell when there clean if you know what I mean<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got to change your sheets, once a weekUnless you spring a leak then you change [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pickme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}