{"id":105,"date":"2026-05-07T19:29:41","date_gmt":"2026-05-07T23:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/?p=105"},"modified":"2026-05-07T19:29:41","modified_gmt":"2026-05-07T23:29:41","slug":"sock-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/2026\/05\/07\/sock-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"Sock Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-soundcloud wp-block-embed-soundcloud\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Sock Monster by Lobster Optimus Ltd\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?visual=true&#038;url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F2251576208&#038;show_artwork=true&#038;maxheight=960&#038;maxwidth=640\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lyrics by John Lister<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am the Sock Monster, I Love to eat your socks<br>If you find only one of a pair, you can bet the Sock Monster was there<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chorus:<br>Here is the dilemma of Sammy the Fox<br>He kept all his precious socks in a box<br>Each and every morning he&#8217;d take out a pair<br>But every other morning, one wasn&#8217;t there<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will eat your argyles, your socks of red or blue<br>No way your parents can stop me. They&#8217;re happy I don&#8217;t eat your shoe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am the Sock Monster. Inside your dryer I reside<br>Eating half of all your socks, and the ones that Sammy hides<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lyrics by John Lister I am the Sock Monster, I Love to eat your socksIf [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pickme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":106,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions\/106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lobsteroptimus.com\/ltd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}